Dr. Obama

It has been pointed out to me that your anterior communicating artery has been bleeding profusely and that every minute it bleeds you lose cerebral cortex. I will do my best to schedule time to look at it between meeting with basketball teams, golf dates and trips to help my friends. After a month or so, instead of decisive action, I will appoint a commission to look into the matter composed of political appointees and public relations people who will spend several months looking at the issue from a political safe point of view after which I hope the problem will just go away. The commission will have no power, it will just make recomendations which I will pass on so that the person on the scene will be held accountable instead of me. I wish you well and remember, I am in charge.